{"product_id":"kiss-my-axe-illustrated-cover-paperback","title":"Kiss My Axe - Illustrated Cover Paperback","description":"\u003ch2\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003ePaperback. Illustrated Cover. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eLiving in a treehouse? Unavoidable.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eFalling for the grumpy lumberjack hottie next door? Unthinkable.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAfter a viral PR disaster torpedoes my marketing career, I flee Manhattan. The only place left to land? A fairy-tale treehouse in a pickle-obsessed Vermont town, left to me by an uncle I barely knew.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYes, I said pickles.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNo, I'm not okay.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBut I'm only here temporarily. Just long enough to regroup, let the notoriety die down, and figure out my next steps in peace.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUnfortunately, my new neighbor has other ideas.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBeckett \"the Axe\" Axford-cranky local heartthrob and unapologetic tree-murderer-claims Uncle Jim made him promises about the forest around the treehouse, and he's none too pleased when I won't take his word for it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUnfortunately for him, I'm done playing by other people's rules. I'm not backing down just because some sexy-I mean grumpy-lumberjack says so, and I can handle whatever he dishes out.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTree climbing? No problem.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePickle festival popularity contest? Sign me up.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eKissing my unexpectedly-tender, flannel-clad nemesis in the woods after dark? I can take it, bro. And take it. And t- Ahem. You get the picture.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI'm tired of losing, so I'm not giving up my inheritance or my heart without a fight.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnd if Beckett thinks differently, he can kiss my axe.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"OutlineElement Ltr SCXW102211662 BCX4\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"OutlineElement Ltr SCXW89217746 BCX4\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003ePLEASE NOTE: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eI will personalize one book per order. Please put in the notes section during checkout which book you would like personalized and how you would like it made out.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIf you have any questions, please contact may@mayarcher.com\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"May Archer Inc","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51188410450235,"sku":"KMA-ILLUSTRATED-PB","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0837\/2099\/5131\/files\/KissMyAxe_Alt_Ebook_Amazon.jpg?v=1776868296","url":"https:\/\/69f015-2.myshopify.com\/products\/kiss-my-axe-illustrated-cover-paperback","provider":"May Archer Inc","version":"1.0","type":"link"}